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// Leah appee, leah lhoau // Amber, blog girl with way too much spare time. Cool thingy with Arctic Monkeys, Sherlock, Supernatural, Marina & the Diamonds, The 1975, Blur, Miles Kane, The Last Shadow Puppets, Foster The People, Tom H and Youtubers. Currently re-watching Scrubs. Oh, also SAVE IN THE FLESH its so friggin awesome. Deuces.

typical-healy:

when she talks so loud

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when she says no

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when she doesnt know where the city is

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when its not the same for her

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when she doesnt take her shoes off in the back of your van

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when shes living in your house

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when she larks about and the dog barks

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when shes 17

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when she quits it

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when she never shoots

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when she doesnt figure your heart out

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katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

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fedswatching:

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

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fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

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geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

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Free OREO™ day!

oreooficial:

oreooficial:

Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!

this is fake please stop messaging me telling me you almost got arrested

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defilerwyrm:

internetrachel:

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

too much can happen in six seconds. we have gone too far.

how long did it take you to notice the second dude from the right licking the other guy’s shoulder

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#v
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totallynotsarcasticsatan:

Russell Brand and Noel Fielding everybody 

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lordbape:

brown eyes are so beautiful what the fuck

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